Argghhh... The internet connection today is going as slow as my bar review progress. Hate it.
In any case... Thursday night was another major booboo. I kinda got really pissed and unleashed my wrath on a semi-innocent bystander. Hehehe! Annoying kasi, it's SOOOOO not a good time to be delivering bar jokes, e.g. that someone's going to flunk the bar (in addition to all his usual hirits). Gawd. So yeah, he's not so innocent. He deserved the me getting pissed part, but probably not the hissy fit that followed. Sorry dude. Didn't mean to go postal on you like that. Nwy, friends na kami ulit, I think. Kasi naman, he started our 11pm beer run that way, and two hours and five beers later, I was just about livid. So I threw him off the Dencio's Capitol railing, left him to nurse his broken bones, and stole his car. Well, that was what I wanted to do. Only he's much bigger than I, and I haven't driven a car in six years. I swear to the highest heavens, sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with that ape. Everytime we go out, something bad always happens. Talk about a non-match made in hell. I don't think we've ever gone out without fighting about something at least once an hour. Oh well. He was there naman during my lowest low point last year. I guess that counts. In addition to the free booze. And good laughs. Men. Can't peacefully coexist with them. The opposite is debatable.
Oh yeah, last week, for the first time ever, I witnessed a guy lying to his girlfriend over the phone. Exaj, ang galing niya magsinungaling! I swear, it's scary. It takes talent to lie like that. Personally, I'm not a very effective liar. I always get conscience-spooked. (Yes, I do have a conscience.) So you liar you, you're a bistadong sinungaling boyfriend dude. No hirits allowed anymore. Wala kang right. Sumbong kita. Bleh.
Anyway, gotta go. I'm going home for my lola's birthday. I'll upload the rest of my stash when I get back next week. Hopefully, both my review and the connection won't suck this bad then. I'm off to Neverneverland then. See ya guys.
