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Lawyer by day. Sleeping lawyer by night. Incoherent. Ridiculous. Mundane. Or just plain weird.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
One of my favorite songs of all time =)
Tonight I can write the saddest lines (Pablo Neruda)
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Monday, January 28, 2008
On a different note, Daimler is developing a car whose back seats may be adjusted such that people can face each other. Added plus: a sushi bar. It's still in its test phase though. I'm not sure if their big bosses have given the final nod yet.
On a closer-to-home note, yay, suweldo is just around the corner!!! Nwy, if I actually had the luxury of buying all the books I want, these are some of the ones I'm interested in at the moment. Oh by the way, my birthday's coming up, so just in case you don't know what to get me, pick away. Hehe! These are all available at A Different Bookstore. Incidentally, all 2007 inventory there is on sale til the end of February. And lucky me, I get a 25% discout. Woopeedoo. So if you intend to get me one of these for my birthday, let me know, I'll lend you my discount card. =p
Check out adifferentbookstore.com for details. =)
Another one bites the dust. And other stuff.
Former Indonesian president Suharto died over the weekend. I was going to post a Reuters article, but it wouldn't publish. Oh well. My blog is beginning to resemble an obituary anyway. On that particular incident (Suharto dying), I decline to comment. I'm horrifically allergic to politics. Well, save for the current US presidential race. I have to say, the scene's pretty interesting. Without even considering the Democrat v. Republican angle, choosing from among Obama, Clinton, Edwards has got to be tough. I wonder when choosing the next president in this country is going to require choosing from among such a sparkling platter.
On a different note, Daimler is developing a car whose back seats may be adjusted such that people can face each other. Added plus: a sushi bar. It's still in its test phase though. I'm not sure if their big bosses have given the final nod yet.
Lately, I've been so fixated on all the crime and forensics shows on the crime suspense channel. It's all so blood and gore and detective work and intrigue. I love it. Hehe!
On a closer-to-home note, yay, suweldo is just around the corner!!! Nwy, if I actually had the luxury of buying all the books I want, these are some of the ones I'm interested in at the moment. (Darn. Why won't anything publish?!!) Oh by the way, my birthday's coming up, so just in case you don't know what to get me, pick away. Hehe! These are all available at A Different Bookstore. Incidentally, all 2007 inventory there is on sale til the end of February. And lucky me, I get a 25% discout. Woopeedoo. So if you intend to get me one of these for my birthday, let me know, I'll lend you my discount card. =p
Check out adifferentbookstore.com for details. =)
Thursday, January 24, 2008
On Jonathan Brandis
Actor Brandis Committed Suicide
Coroner's Office Reports The 27-Year-Old Hung Himself
LOS ANGELES, Nov. 25, 2003
Teen idol Jonathan Brandis died November 12. (BOP Magazine)
Brandis, who died Nov. 12, hung himself, the coroner said.
Police said a friend of Brandis called 911 from the actor's apartment just before midnight on Nov. 11 to report Brandis had attempted suicide. Paramedics transported Brandis to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, but he died the next day, police Detective Gene Parshall said.
Brandis started his career in commercials and on television, landing a recurring role on the soap "One Life to Live" at age 6. He also made guest appearances on "L.A. Law," "Who's the Boss?" and "Murder, She Wrote."
His film credits included the starring role in 1991's "The Neverending Story 2: The Next Chapter," the Rodney Dangerfield comedy "Ladybugs," the martial arts comedy "Sidekicks" with Chuck Norris and a small part in the 2002 film "Hart's War," starring Bruce Willis.
Brandis also starred as crew member Lucas Wolenczek in the underwater sci-fi series "SeaQuest DSV," a role that garnered him a Young Artists Award in 1993 and helped turn him into a teen idol. At one point, he was getting 4,000 fan letters a week -- and he was voted "Number-One Dreamboat" by "Tiger Beat" magazine.
Other film work included Ang Lee's 1999 "Ride with the Devil," and the coming-of-age comedy "Outside Providence," the same year.
©MMIII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. The Associated Press contributed to this report.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Actor Heath Ledger dies at 28
Shit. First Jonathan Brandis. Then Brad Renfro. Then Heath Ledger. Leche. Bakit hindi na lang mga pangit ang mamatay. It's so sad...
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NEW YORK (CNN) -- Actor Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday of a possible drug overdose in a Lower Manhattan apartment, the New York Police Department said.

Heath Ledger was unresponsive when a housekeeper found him in a Manhattan apartment Tuesday.
Ledger was found naked and unresponsive, facedown on the floor at the foot of his bed by a housekeeper trying to wake him for an appointment with a masseuse, said police spokesman Paul Browne.
"Pills were found in the vicinity of the bed," he told CNN.
"This is being looked at as a possible overdose, but that is not confirmed yet."
Browne later told reporters some prescription medications were found in the room, including sleeping pills.
But he stressed police have made no determination of the cause of Ledger's death -- that would be done by the medical examiner.
He said the pills were not "scattered about."
A crowd of onlookers, photographers and reporters gathered outside the apartment building after news of Ledger's death was reported. Police officers were guarding the doors.
Browne said he did not know how long Ledger had been renting the apartment, which he said took up the entire fourth floor.
An autopsy would be conducted on Wednesday, said Ellen Borakove, spokeswoman for the New York City medical examiner's office.
Ledger's family called his death "very tragic, untimely and accidental."
"Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life, but few had the pleasure of truly knowing him," his father said.
"He was a down-to-earth, generous, kindhearted, life-loving, unselfish individual extremely inspirational to many."
Hollywood reacts
Condolences began pouring in from Ledger's friends and co-stars.
"I had such great hope for him," said Mel Gibson, who played Ledger's father in "The Patriot," in a statement.
"He was just taking off and to lose his life at such a young age is a tragic loss. My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family."
Actress Nicole Kidman, a fellow Australian and close friend of Ledger's, said in a statement, "What a tragedy. My heart goes out to his family."
At the time of his death, Ledger had just finished playing the villain The Joker in "The Dark Knight," the latest installment in the Batman series. The film is to open in July.
Ledger was born in Perth, Australia, and named Heathcliff Andrew after the main characters of Emily Bronte's "Wuthering Heights." He began acting at a local theater as a child.
Ledger's first American film was the teen comedy "10 Things I Hate About You" in 1999, and he immediately attracted attention from Hollywood. He passed up several scripts before taking a role in the Revolutionary War drama "The Patriot" in 2000 and "A Knight's Tale" in 2001. He also played a supporting role in "Monster's Ball," among other films.
"In a way I was spoon-fed a career," he told the Glasgow Herald in 2005. "It was fully manufactured by a studio that believed it could put me on their posters and turn me into a product. ... I hadn't figured out properly how to act, and all of a sudden I was being thrown into these lead roles."
Controversial role
But Ledger was perhaps best known for his 2005 portrayal of Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain," about two cowboys who had a secret romantic relationship. The role earned him an Oscar nomination.
"I felt that choices were being made for me, so I feel this has been my time now to find the good stories and test myself," Ledger told the Glasgow Herald in the 2005 interview. "It has been an interesting year, where I finally have a sense of accomplishment."
Asked how he felt about filming love scenes with another man, Ledger said he and his co-star Jake Gyllenhaal simply focused on their roles.
"We can't say that we weren't nervous about it," Ledger told Oprah Winfrey in 2006. "But once the first take was over, it's like, 'OK. So what? It's kissing another human being. How are we going to finish this scene? Let's get on with it and let's get out of here.' "
In a written statement, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said it mourns Ledger's death, adding that his portrayal of Del Mar "changed hearts and minds in immeasurable ways."
Ledger has a daughter, Matilda Rose, born in 2005 to his then-girlfriend, Michelle Williams, who played his on-screen wife, Alma, in "Brokeback Mountain." The couple have since separated.
"It's just horribly tragic. He was just a fine actor and a good person, so this is horribly sad and very unexpected."
CNN's Deb Feyerick, Susan Chun, Miguel Susana and Eden Pontz contributed to this story.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Nostalgia stimuli
While we were at today's MCLE session, Rowena, Gail, Mondy and I compiled a list of fun / funny / hilarious past trends. Feel free to add on:
- hoodie shirts
- army boots
- sundress + white shirt + army boots
- mickey mouse watches
- chunky heels
- mini backpacks
- flared pants
- orange & green
- Mobiline
- Extelcom
- Alanis Morisette
- Backstreet Boys
- Donna Lewis
- Color Me Badd
- All 4 One
- Damage
- red sleeveless turtlenecks
- Counting Crows
- Hootie and the Blowfish
- Blur
- Oasis
- Robee name stickers
- Korean / Japanese and/or floral and/or scented stationery sets
- Bensia pens
- Sanrio
- That's Entertainment
- Ang TV
- Sheryl-Romnick
- TGIS
- Angelu-Bobby
- Jolina-Marvin
- Beverly Hills 90210
- Jason Priestley
- Luke Perry
- Shannen Doherty
- Jennie Garth
- Ian Ziering
- Brian Austin Green
- Tori Spelling
- The Smurfs
- Voltes V
- Daimos
- My Little Pony
- Tintin
- Gem and the Holograms
- Sticker books
- Batibot
- Sesame Street (before Elmo became THE puppet)
- Tropang Trumpo
- Mighty Kid
- American Gladiator
- Tretorn
- Giordano Classics
- Giordano
- pagers
- shoulder pads
- spraynet bangs
- Rainbow Brite
- platform shoes
- Transformers
- GI Joe
- She-ra
- He-man
- Ewoks
- Alf
- The Dummy
- My Mom's a Werewolf
- David Duchovny
- Jonathan Brandis (RIP)
- Brad Renfro (RIP)
- Armageddon
- analog celphones
- 5110-3210-6110-6150-7210-5110i-3330
- tex (how is it spelled anyway?)
- pog
- jolen
- Tetris
- Game and Watch
- Speak and Spell
- Nintendo Family Computer
- Galaga
- Super Mario
- Donkey Kong
- Legend of Kage
- Circus Charlie
- Betamax
- VHS
- casette tapes
- Universal Motion Dancers
- Wowie de Guzman
- Bojo Molina
- radio dedications
- Pepsi 349 scam
- chunky cloth headbands
- Tamagochi
- sunflower hats
- LARGE Pop-Swatch
- Lisa Frank stationery and stickers
- Archie comics
- St. Michael's socks
- Jungle Juice
- Glico's
- Trapper Keeper
- Sweet Valley (Kids, Twins and Friends, The Unicorns, High, University)
- Anne Geddes pictures/postcards
- Sweet Dreams
- Mills and Boon
- trashy novels
- United Colors of Benetton
- Birks
- Tweety Bird and Sylvester
- Mars
- Club V / VBar / Embassy
- Ever After - Bonnie Bailey
- French twist / inverted ponygail using (see Gail's drawing)
- John en Marsha
- Buddy en Sol
- Perfect Strangers
- Ghostbusters
- Captain Planet
- Nenuco
- Angel's Breath
- Atari
- Nenuco Chips
- Melrose Place
- SST (Salo Salo Together)
- Dale Villar
- Chibugan Na
- Lunch Date
- Eye to Eye
- Sa / Sang Linggo nAPO Sila
- Valiente
- Annaluna
- Lady Lee
- Aiza Seguerra as a girl
- Little Miss Philippines
- Calendar Girls
- MTB
- Gino Padilla
- Chedie Guevarra
- Smokey Mountain
- Jeffrey Hidalgo
- Geneva Cruz
- Kuwarta o Kahon
- GMA Supershow
- Kuya Pepe
- Abangan ang Susunod na Kabanata
- Palibhasa Lalaki
- Teysi ng Tahanan
- Rustom as a boy
- Rustom-Carmina
- Aga-Aiko
- May Minamahal
- trolls
- Gift Gate
- Popeye
- Blue Magic
- Papemelroti
- shawarma
- Chuckie Dreyfus
- East 17
- Shaider
- Bioman
- Masked Rider Black
- Sailor Moon
- Masked Man
- Ultraman
- Gimik
- G-mik
- Heart Evangelista
- Red Sternberg
- Raven Villanueva
- Michael Flores
- Gio, Guila and Luigi Alvarez
- Lindsay Custodio
- Sushmita Sen
- Dayanara Torres
- Michelle Van Eimeren
- Viveka Babajee
- the slinky
- the thing you slap onto your wrist into a bracelet of sorts
- Coney Island
- Tivoli icecream things
- Kisses
- that thing you get with Chickadees that you're supposed to dunk in water so it will grow
- Home Along Da Riles
- Coleman
Thursday, January 17, 2008
2008 Holidays (RA 9492) Woopeedoo!!!
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Republic of the Philippines Begun and held in Metro Manila, on Monday, the twenty-fourth day of July, two thousand and six. ___o0o___ [ REPUBLIC ACT NO. 9492 ] AN ACT RATIONALIZING THE CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL HOLIDAYS AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE SECTION 26, CHAPTER 7, BOOK I OF EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 292, AS AMENDED, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE ADMINISTRATIVE CODE OF 1987 Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the Philippines in Congress assembled: SECTION 1. Section 26, Chapter 7, Book I of Executive Order No. 292, as amended, otherwise known as the Administrative Code of 1987, is hereby amended to read as follows: "Sec. 26, Regular Holidays and Nationwide Special Days. – (1) Unless otherwise modified by law, and or proclamation, the following regular holidays and special days shall be observed in the country:
New year’s Day - January 1
SEC. 2. All laws, orders, presidential issuances, rules and regulations or part thereof inconsistent with this Act are hereby repealed or modified accordingly. SEC. 3. This Act shall take effect after fifteen (15) days following its publication in at least two newspapers of general circulation. Approved,
This Act which originated in the Senate was finally passed by the Senate and the House of Representatives on January 30, 2007 and February 7, 2007, respectively.
Approved: July 25, 2007 (Sgd.)GLORIA MACAPAGAL – ARROYO President of the Philippines | ||||||||
Download RA No. 9492 .doc file
AND AS INTERPRETED... (from forwarded UP-BAA 2002 egroup email c/o Rowena) Note to Self: Revise calendar. | ||||||||
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!! The Official List of Philippine Holidays for 2008read up on Republic Act No. 9492!!!
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Tuesday, January 1 New Year's Day
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, February 25 EDSA Revolution Anniversary
(baka hindi i-declare, GMA loves to piss off the Aquinos these days)
LONG LONG HOLY WEEKEND!!!!
March 20 Maundy Thursday
March 21 Good Friday
March 22 Black Saturday
March 23 Easter Sunday
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, April 7 Araw ng Kagitingan
(in lieu of April 9)
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, May 5 Labor Day
(in lieu of May 1)
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, June 16 Independence Day
(in lieu of June 12)
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, August 25 Ninoy Aquino Day
(in lieu of August 21 & concurrent with National Heroes Day)
October __ : Eid'l Fitr
(to be confirmed by the OMA: Office of Muslim Affairs)
November 1, All Saints Day
(shiyet, it falls on a Saturday!)
LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, December 1 Bonifacio Day
(in lieu of Nov. 30)
and the grandmomma of all long weekends,
a 12-day extravaganza of a
LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG WEEKEND:
Thursday, December 25 Christmas Day
(declared by GOD)
Friday, December 26
(do you really think Pinoys will go to work on this day?)
Saturday, December 27
Sunday, December 28
Monday, December 29 Rizal Day
(in lieu of December 30)
Tuesday, December 30
(see Friday, December 26 for reference)
Wednesday, December 31, Last Day of the Year
(declared by GMA)
Thursday, January 1, 2009 is still a holiday...
Friday, January 2
(seriously, no one intends to work on this day!)
Saturday, January 3
Sunday, January 4
SEE YOU ALL BACK AT WORK OR SCHOOL on
MONDAY, JANUARY 5, 2009!!!
What my name means
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.
You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.
You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.
You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.
What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Brad Renfro is dead =..(
Actor Brad Renfro found dead in Los Angeles home
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/15/renfro.obit.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest
Story Highlights
- The cause of death was not immediately known
He starred opposite Susan Sarandon and Tommy Lee Jones in "The Client"
His other credits include "Ghost World" and "The Jacket"



Actor Brad Renfro served 10 days in jail in 2006 after pleading guilty to attempted possession of heroin.
Paramedics pronounced him dead at 9 a.m., said Craig Harvey, chief investigator for the Los Angeles County coroner's office. The cause of death was not immediately determined, Harvey said, but an autopsy could be conducted as early as Wednesday.
Renfro had reportedly been drinking with friends the evening before his death, Harvey said.
Renfro's lawyer, Richard Kaplan, said he did not know whether the death was connected to any problems with addiction.
"He was working hard on his sobriety," Kaplan said. "He was doing well. He was a nice person."
The actor served 10 days in jail in May 2006 after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated and guilty to attempted possession of heroin.
The latter charge stemmed from his arrest in Los Angeles' Skid Row area, when he attempted to buy heroin from an undercover officer in 2005.
For several years he was better known for that drug bust and the resulting criminal case than for acting.
After one court appearance, he talked to reporters about drug rehabilitation, saying he was "tired of paying the consequences" for drinking and drug use and eager to get clean.
A native of Knoxville, Tennessee, Renfro's film career began when he was 12, acting opposite Susan Sarandon and Tommy Lee Jones in "The Client." His other credits include "Sleepers," "Deuces Wild," "Apt Pupil" and "The Jacket."
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Bestiality and beyond: Goat abuse sparks outcry
http://perezhilton.com/?p=11541#more-11541
The case of a goat who was raped and killed has prompted a push for a bill that would outlaw bestiality in Florida.
After a goat was raped and killed in a Panhandle town, animal activists, police and citizens were almost as shocked to find out that bestiality isn't a crime in Florida.
But it might be soon.
A Sunrise state senator and a St. Petersburg representative have filed legislation to make it a first-degree felony to have sex with animals or promote or advertise bestiality.
”It's true. It's sick. There needs to be a law,” said Democratic Sen. Nan Rich, a longtime crusader for children and animal rights. “There are 30 states that make this a crime. Florida isn't one of them.”
Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who called the situation ”unbelievable,” said Thursday he would sign the bill into law if it made it to his desk.
Rich said she was as shocked as she was disgusted when she learned of the rape and asphyxiation last year of a family pet goat named Meg — who was pregnant with twins — in the town of Mossy Head in rural Walton County.
A suspect in the case, a 48-year-old man, is serving an 11-month, 29-day jail sentence on animal-theft charges in connection with the attempted abduction of another goat in a separate case, according to Walton County Assistant State Attorney James Parker.
Parker said he couldn't prosecute the suspect in the death of Meg because DNA samples taken with a sheriff's office rape kit were inconclusive.
Parker said he asked the Florida Department of Law Enforcement last week to retest the evidence.
But even if there's a DNA match, Parker said the suspect could only be charged with misdemeanor trespassing and animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Parker said the suspect could not be arrested for bestiality because it isn't a crime. The prosecutor added that the man is ”definitely a suspect” because he was arrested trying to take another person's goat Feb. 3 shortly after Meg was choked to death from her collar that had been tightly held around her neck.
Parker said it was the suspect's second livestock-theft charge. Dee Thompson-Poirrier, of Okaloosa County Animal Services, said Meg the goat was once featured at a 4-H Club, and had been given to a family with small children by a neighbor who had suspected an area man — she wouldn't say who — of abusing the animal.
Thompson-Poirrier said she was called in to handle the case because Walton County locals believed it would best be handled by someone outside the county. She said Meg's owner heard a suspicious noise the night of the incident and only later learned that someone had set her dogs free and had left dog biscuits near the fence to lure the animals away from Meg.
While the rape and killing were shocking, Thompson-Poirrier said so was the fact that bestiality isn't even a crime here. ”I found out far more about goats and bestiality than I ever wanted,” she said.
Rich said the prohibition against bestiality is important because studies show that those who abuse animals may also abuse children. She expects the legislation that she's sponsoring with Democratic Rep. Frank Peterman to pass during the spring lawmaking session, though they might reduce the first-degree felony charge calling for a maximum 30-year prison sentence for committing, promoting, abetting or possessing pornography of bestiality.
Otherwise, the bill is too little, too late.
”The fact that this happens is unconscionable,” Rich said. “And it should be illegal.”
Thompson-Poirrier says her PAWS society spent about $5,000 investigating the case and having the suspect's DNA analyzed.
The odd local publicity helped bring back about $300, when a man from nearby Crestview made a series of $10 goat T-shirts for sale.
One shirt depicts a goat saying “Baaa Means No!”
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
'Twas the night before Christmas (As you've never read it before)
I'm still psyching myself up for the day. Bear with me.
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,
there did occur at a
certain parcel of improved real property (hereinafter
"the House"), a
general lack of stirring by all creatures therein,
including, but not
limited to, a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stockings, socks,
etc., had been affixed
by and around the chimney in said House in the hope
and/or belief that St.
Nick, a.k.a. St. Nicholas, a.k.a. Santa Claus
(hereinafter "Claus") would
arrive at some time thereafter.
The minor residents, i.e., the children, of the
aforementioned House were
located in their individual beds and were engaged in
nocturnal
hallucinations, i.e., dreams, wherein visions of
confectionery treats,
including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or
sugar plums, did
dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.
Whereupon, the party of the first part (sometimes
hereinafter referred to
as "I"), being the joint owner in fee simple
of the House with the party
of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"),
and said Mamma had retired for a
sustained period of sleep; (At such time, the parties
were clad in various
forms of headgear, e.g., kerchief and cap.)
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there
did occur upon the
unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to
said House, i.e., the
lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause
and/or circumstance.
The party of the first part did immediately rush to a
window in the House
to investigate the cause of such disturbance. At that
time, the party of
the first part did observe, with some degree of
wonderment and/or
disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter "the
Vehicle") being pulled
and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by
approximately eight (8)
reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and
in fact was, the
previously referenced Claus.
Said Claus was providing specific direction,
instruction, and guidance to
the approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically
identified the
animal co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen, Comet,
Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen (hereinafter, both
individually and
collectively, "the Deer"). (Upon information
and belief, it is further
asserted that an additional co-conspirator named
"Rudolph" may have been
involved.)
The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the
Vehicle and the Deer
intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of
several residences
located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House,
and noted that the
Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys, and
other items of unknown
origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation
or permission,
either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the
House, and Claus
entered said House via the chimney.
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was
partially covered with
residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack
containing a portion
of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other
unknown items. He was
smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in
blatant violation
of local ordinances and health regulations.
Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the
stockings of the
minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney,
with toys and other
small gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute
"gifts" to said
minors pursuant to the applicable provisions of the
U.S. Tax Code.)
Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side
of his nose and flew,
rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to
the roof where the
Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as
"lookouts." Claus immediately
departed for an unknown destination.
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer,
and Claus from said
House, the party of the first part did hear Claus
state and/or exclaim:
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good
night!" or words to that effect.
P.S.
Most if not some lawyers are paid per word or per page in
every pleading they accomplish for their clients. The use of Latin and
highfalutin words tend to raise their rate. Cheers!!!
--> Actually, as far as I know, many charge by the tenth of an hour spent working on it.
A must-read even for non-law people
Reading this again really made my day. I would have loved to just stay home and spend the day with my family, since all of them (minus the ones who have to go to work) are at my grandmother's... Hay... Oh well... I hope they all push their respective trips home to the weekend. I'll just keep my fingers crossed.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Another forward (author unknown)
From: Management
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from the employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please do not hesitate to ask. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and we will see to it that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Bursting the chocolate bubble
WELL
December 21, 2007, 9:53 am
NYTimes
The Problem With Chocolate
Most people have heard that chocolate is good for you. But now, the medical journal Lancet is bursting the chocolate bubble.
Just in time for the holidays, a Lancet editorial published today notes that there won't be a "truffle treatment" for heart disease any time soon. In fact, the editors point out that the very thing that makes chocolate good for you — the antioxidants called flavanols – also make chocolate taste bitter. As a result, confectionery makers often take out the flavanols, stripping the chocolate of its main health-promoting properties. Worse, labels usually don't tell you whether your chocolate comes with or without flavanols, making it tough to know if a particular piece of chocolate has any health benefits at all.
This depressing news comes just a month after Circulation, the medical journal for the American Heart Association, created a stir when it reported a study of 22 heart transplant patients who were given a dose of dark chocolate or fake chocolate. Just two hours after eating the real thing, patients had measurable improvements in blood flow and vascular function and less clotting, compared to placebo chocolate eaters, who experienced no changes.
The Circulation report is the latest in a string of studies touting the benefits of chocolate. The flavonoids in chocolate, which include the antioxidants called flavanols, are similar to those found in tea, red wine and some fruits and vegetables, foods also known for their heart-healthy effects.
To boost your chances of getting a flavanol-rich bar, the best bet is to look for very dark chocolate with few added ingredients, notes Dr. Jacob Shani, chairman of the Cardiac Institute at
The darker the chocolate, the higher it's likely to be in flavonoids, according to the February issue of Mayo Clinic Health Letter. A typical bar of dark chocolate contains an average of 53.5 milligrams of flavonoids. A milk chocolate bar contains less than 14 milligrams, while white chocolate doesn't have any, according to the Mayo report.
But even if your chocolate is loaded with flavanols, it won't be a wonder drug. Most studies show only modest benefits from chocolate, and even though it's good for you, you still have to pay attention to calories and fat.
"If you ask me what's more important, a little physical activity like walking or eating the chocolate, go take your walk,'' said Dr. Shani. "I don't think in the very near future we're going to tell every patient go ahead and eat lots of chocolate. That would be too good to be true.''
Monday, January 07, 2008
My feng shui for the year, according to Proastro.com
Overview
Your sign is Pig.
Pigs would have experienced several life changes last year and these are likely to influence the outcome of this year. If you did change your job or move home last year, all you need to do is work with those changes and make the necessary improvements. There’s a lot of leisure or business travel in store for Pigs this year.
Famous Pig:
Hillary Clinton, Liu Xiang, Bryan Adams, Woody Allen, Julie Andrews, Fred Astaire, Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney, Maria Callas, Richard Chamberlain, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Glenn Close, Sir Noel Coward, Oliver Cromwell, Billy Crystal, the Dalai Lama, Richard Dreyfuss, Sheena Easton, Ben Elton, Ralph Waldo Emerson
Your reading:
Pigs would have experienced several life changes last year and these are likely to influence the outcome of this year.
If you did change your job or move home last year, all you need to do is work with those changes and make the necessary improvements. If you did get married last year and are now expecting a baby, what’s to worry about? These are happy occasions and you should celebrate and rejoice. There’s a lot of leisure or business travel in store for Pigs this year.
If the relationship you were in ended last year, make an effort to pull yourself together as soon as you can. However, if you neither ended your relationship nor do you have any plans of strengthening it by getting married, you should go all out to pamper your beloved and reinforce the relationship. This is particularly important because your last year’s luck will continue to have a strong influence over you during the first half of 2008. This implies that even though your relationship survived the stormy waters of 2007, it may crack under the continuous strain and the relationship could end. If the beginning of 2008 saw your relationship on the verge of ending, there may not be much that you can do to revive it.
There’s good news on the financial front though. You will get plenty of investment opportunities and you should capitalize on them. Pigs born in spring and summer should embark upon a career if you haven’t done so already. Next year will be too late. During the first six months of 2008 you may find it difficult to make the right decisions because of your emotional instability and the influence of 2007. You will be able to make a better judgment only in Lunar May, when last year’s influence has faded away. The flip side of this however is that your run of good luck is likely to last only till end 2009. If you want to get substantial returns on your investment, you will have to invest this year, but invest wisely and well.
You look all set to lose some of your belongings this year including your mobile phone, wallet or keys. Forewarned is forearmed. While you may not be able to avoid all the bad luck that looks set to come your way, you should take steps to minimize the loss by carrying minimal amount of money in your wallet, keeping a spare set of keys in a safe place and making a duplicate set of phone numbers.
Friday, January 04, 2008
A Tribute of Sorts
So anyway, vain and conceited and self-centered as I am, I Google-d myself, my relatives and a few of my friends, just for whatev. Google-ability now sort of validates or confirms that a person exists. If your name doesn't appear ANYWHERE on the internet, it's just, well, weird. It's almost like the world has forgotten that you exist, or existed, and affected people's lives in some way, good OR bad. Many of the people in this list retired years before the advent of the internet as we know it, while some just aren't very fond of computers, or some other reason I don't want to think about. In any case, I would have wanted to write something more heartwrenching, but I guess this will suffice for the moment, lest I burst into tears in the office and gain a reputation as the crazy new hire.
So then, this is a tribute to the people who have made the most impact on my life, good or bad, for the people who have been in every chapter of my life, and who will always be part of me because I have never loved anybody more than I love them...






We've all made our fair share of mistakes and wrong turns. We're all human, after all. That doesn't right a wrong, and it can't change how people feel about what we've done or what we haven't done, but I hope everything turns out great for all of us. Cheers.

From Rich: childhood privileges meme
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Receipts please...
Raffle is on January 15. Hehe! Thanks all!
P.S. Please do not send me receipts from abroad.
How stressed are YOU?
http://www.personalitytest.net/funtest/stress.htm
Thanks for the link, Rich!
Stress Pictures
These pictures are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.
The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.
Alleged criminals see them spinning around madly while seniors and kids see them still.
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