DURING YOUR HIGHSCHOOL LIFE...
Lagyan ng 'x' sa gitna ng [ ] kapag ito ay naaangkop sa iyo!
1.[x] Nagcutting ka na? - i hung out at the guidance office or at the icmo (institutional campus ministry office) with ate karen or brother hans. or i feigned sickness and slept at the clinic.
2.[ ] Ginagawang basketball/volleyball/ kahit anong sports ang klasroom niyo. - i wore glasses, so i didn't share my classmates' love for stuff involving flying balls.
3.[x] Palabas-labas ka ng room kapag nababagot - not enough to attract attention though.
4.[ ] Sumisigaw ka at ginagawang playground ang room kapag walang teacher.
5.[x] Hindi ka nakikinig sa mga sermon ng mga guro at madalas ay nakikipag sign language ka pa sa classmate mo. - i stared at random inanimate objects to guise my indifference.
6.[x] Nangongopya ka o nagpapakopya ka kahit short quiz lamang. - nagpapakopya lang. we had all sorts of amazing techniques then.
7.[ ] Nahuli ka na pero hindi ka pa rin tumitigil sa pangongopya.
8.[ ] Tinataasan mo ng boses ang iyong titser. - i was an angel. O=)
9.[x] Nakikinig ka sa iPod/MP3 mo habang naglelesson ang iyong titser. - um, wala pang iPod and mp3 players when i was in high school... gerard felizardo brought along his video camera lang, we watched "videos" in relition class. mr. nazareno's class was the MOST BORING CLASS EVER. oh, and we played spin-the-bottle a lot during filipino and religion classes.
10.[ ] Nandoktor ka na ng mga quarterly exams.
11.[x] Pinagtatawanan mo ang teacher mo at kahit anong simpleng bagay na mapapansin mo sa classroom. - just the ones i didn't like.
12.[x] Nagsusulatan kayo ng mga kaklase mo habang nagtuturo ang inyong guro. - yep. jingo and i filled up sheets of pad paper. d and i even bought special note-passing stationery. =p
13.[ ] Kapag umalis ang inyong guro ay tinitingnan mo ang kanyang lesson plan. -where's the fun in THAT?
14.[x] Kumain ka habang nagtuturo ang inyong guro. - i just never quite perfected the art of eating actual meals during class.
15.[ ]Nagtetext ka habang nagtuturo ang inyong guro. - i had an analog phone, no texting capability yet.
16.[ ] Tumatayo ka sa klase kahit hindi ka sinasabihang tumayo. - like i said, i was an angel. O=)
17.[x] Nagsusulat ka sa blackboard kahit bawal at wala ang teacher mo. - who said it was bawal ba?
18.[ ] Kapag walang kwenta ang subject at ang teacher, sadyang masarap matulog. - yep. i didn't sleep in the classroom though. there was the guidance office for that.
19.[ ] Idinodrowing mo sa notebook mo kung ano ang itsura ng titser mo kapag magalit. - can't draw. my classmates did, i think.
20.[x] Dinadaldal mo ang mga tahimik sa room para tuluyan nang umingay ang klase. - our barkada was known for being noisy in class.
21.[ ] Dinodrawing mo itsura ng titser mo kapag cartoons itsura nya. - see number19
TOTAL: 10
Now, multiply it by 5: 10 x 5 = 50 % evil
No comments:
Post a Comment